Here’s a word of warning to airlines all around the world — don’t mess with Dillon Francis.
The producer was trying to get to Las Vegas on American Airlines today, however, security took too long and the flight closed its doors on him.
He then took to Twitter, writing, “fuck you I got to my gate at 7:31 and the flight was at 7:40 no gate agent here to let me down and the plane is still there.”
A brave Twitter user then tried to point out that the gates close 10 minutes before the flight, which was a bad idea because they copped a response saying, “I HOPE SOMEONE THROWS A BAG OF SHIT AT U TNIGHT.”
Francis did admit that he was a bit drunk, but even then he managed to make a pretty coherent point.
“For every time you’ve ever delayed me it should allow me to be 1 min late,” he wrote before following it up with a bunch of expletives.
The good news is Francis has rebooked his flight and is on his way to Vegas to play a show. American Airlines were glad to see that he’d rebooked but he’s still not having any of them telling them to, “Rebook my dick in your ass.”
Francis’ new single is called Anywhere, and he’s concluded that American Airlines, “WONT TAKE YOU ‘ANYWHERE’,” which is a nice plug for the single even if it does come from an unfortunate circumstance.
Read his whole Twitter rant, below.
.@AmericanAir fuck you I got to my gate at 7:31 and the flight was at 7:40 no gate agent here to let me down and the plane is still there pic.twitter.com/FdkYIXknsK
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
.@AmericanAir all y'all are a bag of dicks
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
.@AmericanAir 34T 5h1T (that says eat shit in leet)
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
AMERICAN AIRLINES WONT TAKE YOU "ANYWHERE"
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
.@AmericanAir for every time you've ever delayed me it should allow me to be 1 min late
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
Oh I am headed over to trusty @SouthwestAir! I GET TWO FREE DRINKS ON THE FLIGHT TURN THE FUCK UP https://t.co/kjDlS2p6ui
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
I KNW WHAT THE FUCK IT SAYS IVE BEEN FLYING FOR 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE.. I HOPE SOMEONE THROWS A BAG OF SHIT AT U TNIGHT https://t.co/wsO9qNoAFQ
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
Come at me with some foo foo fuck shit telling me what I already know pls
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
I really hope someone throws poop at that guy
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
I'm mad cause I got stuck at TSA I would have made it to the gate but the fact is that I know American closed the gate early on me
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
Mother fuck shit fuck shit shit fuck ASS
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
Rebook my dick in your ass https://t.co/AkQuM1mPcQ
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
I can can do whatever the fuck I want just like you can so fuck off
— im drunk (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 20, 2016
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